Lyric Friday : Kesha

I couldn’t figure out what I wanted to dedicate my Friday’s to until I was listening to Kiis FM and heard a new Kesha song, I’m not sure why but I listened to the whole thing. I heard the lyrics and thought:

“What is the hell is she saying right now?”

So I looked into it and I found myself reading the lyrics aloud. I dare you to try and talk this song out, I actually double dare you like Mark Summers. This is so ridiculous, yet I can’t get it out of my head. HERE is a link to the song but I suggest you read the lyrics first I give you:

“We R who we R” by Kesha

Hot and dangerous
If you’re one of us, then roll with us
‘Cause we make the hipsters fall in love
And we’ve got hot-pants on enough
And yes of course because we’re running this town just like a club
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us
Got Jesus on my necklace

I’ve got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

CHORUS:
Tonight we’re going hard
Just like the world is ours
We’re tearin’ it apart
You know we’re superstars
We are who we are!

We’re dancing like we’re dumb
Our bodies go numb
We’ll be forever young
You know we’re superstars
We are who we are!

DJ turn it up
It’s about damn time to live it up
I’m so sick of being so serious
It’s making my brain delirious!

I’m just talkin’ truth
I’m telling you ’bout the s— we do
We’re sellin’ our clothes, sleepin’ in cars
Dressin’ it down, hittin’ on dudes (HARD!)

I’ve got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

[CHORUS]

DJ turn it up
DJ turn it up
DJ turn it up
DJ turn it up

Tonight we’re going hard
Just like the world is ours
We’re tearin’ it apart
You know we’re superstars
We are who we are!

We’re dancing like we’re dumb
Our bodies go numb
We’ll be forever young
You know we’re superstars
We are who we are!

Come on Brett Favre!

Remember when you threw an interception in overtime against the NY Giants at Lambeau field in 2008. It was the NFC championships, oh, and your last game as a Packer. Well this is dumber. This is Lloyd Christmas dumb.

I’m not sure if time doesn’t happen in Mississippi but here in the real world we have things called the internet and social networking. What that means is once something is out there it spreads like wildfire which can either extort, embarrass, or excel you.

With that in mind taking a picture of your Johnson and sending it to a 26 year old girl is one of the dumbest things you could do. Who does that? Did you really think she’d delete it? Next we’re going to hear your voice messages to random girls asking them to delete previous messages. Something tells me this debacle is far from over - get ready for a interesting next few months. You’re going to be wishing you stayed retired.

However, I won’t disregard the good you put in my life while you were a Green Bay Packer so I’ll probably defend you at some point. Idiot. Let this be a lesson to all - If you’re going to cheat on your significant other… Just take notes from Favre and Tiger Woods - then do the opposite.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about click here: JOHNSON STORY

Woman and sports talk.

I was making small chit chat with my Starbucks barista:
Me: Hey where are you from?
Her: Cleveland.
Me: Very Cool. But I'm sorry about LeBron.
Her: (wait a moment) Oh, go figure, The Browns are destined for failure.
Didn't know what to say after that. Smile and nod. But the coffee was great.

Melissa and Joey.

Is it just me or is Melissa and Joey on ABC family a good show? I feel as though I’m watching TGIF on Friday night and it’s the return of the familiar faces I know and love. The only thing that could make my life better is if Kirk Cameron and Alex P. Keaton joined forces.

Seriously, the show is funny.

What a load of google crap.

Here is a link to what I think borders a very serious problem we may be facing. Or we have already reached this point and I don’t fully see it yet. The load of crap I’m talking about deals with Google CEO Eric Schmidt. He recently described Apple as having a:

“..core strategy of closed-ness,” while embracing that this has “worked extremely well” for Apple. “You have to use their development tools, their hardware, their software, when you submit an application they have to approve it. That would not be open. So the inverse would be open.”

He called Apple “closed” and said he wants openness. Although I agree with him on a certain level I recall Google and Verizon had a Net Neutrality proposition. I guess I don’t see how the words google, net neutrailty, and openness can go together.

The other comment. As he was discussing the future of technology and Google:

“…you’re never lonely…you’re never bored…you’re never out of ideas.”

Admittedly that sounds kind of ideal. It sounds really cool. But it strikes me that Google thinks they can adjust any single human being to be the way they want. We won’t even be thinking on our own. I won’t think I’m bored because Google will tell me I’m not. I think we’re blasted with enough merchandise, TV, and every other “feel good” feeling for now.

However, this cannot be avoided. Schmidt is right. Everyday we’re already told what to like, wear, drive, and think. I guess I give him credit for at least being very upfront about it. It kind of makes him badass in a way. He just told us how he’s planning to jedi mind trick us. But, it’s scary because I know it will happen.

Having said this - I embrace you technology. We all know this is a boat that can’t slow down.

Zuckerberg tries to save face (not book)

I’m sure by now you’ve heard that the kid who started facebook AKA Mark Zuckerberg recently donated 100 million dollars to a Newark public school. Then I’m sure you heard a smart winded comment about how it’s perfect PR timing because The Social Network (coming next week and looking awesome) doesn’t depict him in the best light. You can click HERE or HERE to see what both the Wall street journal and NY magazine said about it, if you don’t want to click those links than let me sum it up – they praised him on his PR timing.

PR timing? Really?

Who cares about what a movie is saying about this guy or why he chose to donate it now. A mid – 20 year old pulled a Bill Gates and dropped some of his money into a cause he didn’t need too. I’m not sure if this is a sign of the times but if you’re one of the people who agrees with the PR stunt than I’d say take a minute and think about the good this is going to do.

Is this a very convenient time to donate money? Yes. But it’s also a convenient time to help out a struggling school and economy. For all of you who say: “he won’t even notice the money is missing” as if that is some sort of excuse. Who cares that Zauckerberg has 6 point whatever billion dollars. Money is money and nobody likes to see it go…nobody.

So what’s the point? What am I saying? Don’t be the disgruntled guy/girl, hope that Newark actually improves their schooling, and go sign up for facebook.