Oh no... I guess something like this was inevitable, right? This couldn’t have been the first time porn, which parodies Star Wars was created, right? Apparently it’s the first time that monster adult film studio “Vivid” has tackled the subject, which I guess is a big deal in the porn world.

When I watched the trailer below I felt bad for Star Wars, then about 3.2 seconds later every part of me that felt bad remembered that Star Wars has sold out more than an opening weekend screening of Star Wars itself - From the Ewoks (arguably put into Jedi for merchandising purposes) to the re releasing of the films, with altered scenes and characters.

George Lucas is the master of making money off of his idea so I wouldn’t be surprised if he was behind the making of Star Wars porn… seriously. My only hope is that kids don’t see the XXX version before they see the original trilogy.

A few thoughts on the trailer below:

I should mention that this trailer has no explicit images in it… just a good ol’ fashion teaser.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X56oTgum_VQ&w=560&h=315]

- This porn may be the first porn in the history of porn that is actually watched from beginning to end. The Star Wars XXX movie may actually be interesting enough to the fan base to find out how it ends. Somewhere Dirk Diggler and Jack Horner are proud.

- The special effects in this trailer are actually better than the original Star Wars effects.

- Kudos for going CGI with C3PO and R2D2.

- Bonus points for the 2 best porn names in these credits: Dick Chibbles as Chewbacca and Lexington Steele as Darth Vader. Doesn’t it kind of seem like Chibbles and Steele are already Star Wars character names?

- Whose gonna play Yoda in the sequel!?

- Looks like they really nailed the Cantina scene.

- True or False: Somewhere Carrie Fisher is jealous she didn’t have a cameo in this film.