How did this happen?

What was said and What I was thinking.


Friends: “Hey do you want to go out tonight and grab some beers, my buddy is leaving town, we’d love to see you and you never come out.”

Me: “Yeah Sure”

Okay, I will go out for just a bit, a hour at the most. I won’t spend any money on alcohol. If someone wants to buy me a drink great, but I’m not looking to drink too much and especially not looking to spend any money. I am definitely going to be hope by 10, 10:30 at the latest.

Friends: Great be there around 8:30


Hmm, I’ve been waiting for 30 minutes, where is everyone? This is ridiculous, I am leaving at 10pm I’m definitely not staying long.


Friends: “Hey man! I’m grabbing a drink.